Can I Be A Princess?

Hallo! My name is KasKat and I am a mermaid princess. I enjoy books, Netflix, food, music, and luring men to their doom.

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

livelaughlyme:

This was my dream last night. 

So my dad organized our movies into caregories, and while looking for something to watch today I noticed Toy Story was in the kids, Toy Story 2 was in the teens, and Toy Story 3 was in the adult section lol

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

piratessunluck:

zacktherippercosplay:

Myself(zacktherippercosplay) as Jack Frost Cosplaying as Elsa
And my friend Julie as Elsa Cosplaying Jack Frost!
Metrocon was super CHILL! ;p

STOP THEY ARE BOTH SUPER ATTRACTIVE

but-still-as-sweet:

one time my dad wanted to buy BB guns for him and my brother, but my mom said he wasn’t allowed to because he went on a legit BB gun rampage when he was sixteen during which he shot out all of the windows in a Home Depot and his parents had to pay $2,000 in fines

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

pumpkin spice hot pockets

Is this a sexist 1940’s Christmas add featuring Miranda Sings?

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